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( there goes her 'one of the sane ones' designation... )
( there goes her 'one of the sane ones' designation... )
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Ishmael,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a printed sweater. ]
Dear Ishmael,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a printed sweater. ]
[ Surprise Ishmael, there's another gift waiting at your door!!!!!! But this time it's not a whale sweater but a ceramic tiger mug, complete with lid and spoon and also a small assortment of (honestly pretty mid) tea and (instant) coffee. Sorry, he's a broke bitch again here.
There's also a note, unsigned, but it's probably not too hard to guess who it's from. ]
Can't say I'm too great at surprises, but at least it's not a whale?
[ (Did he pick it because the orange reminded him of her hair? Yeah, maybe. He's a prison warden, not an artist.) ]
There's also a note, unsigned, but it's probably not too hard to guess who it's from. ]
Can't say I'm too great at surprises, but at least it's not a whale?
[ (Did he pick it because the orange reminded him of her hair? Yeah, maybe. He's a prison warden, not an artist.) ]
[ it's a sweet gesture. ishmael isn't used to such niceties. he probably didn't think too much of it either, and just wanted to do something nice for the holidays. it's the season of giving and all. but the way he really picked out an orange mug out of all colors?
it's cute of him.
...you know what, she'll try this tea thing that he's been hyping up so much. it's getting a lot cold out there lately. ]
it's cute of him.
...you know what, she'll try this tea thing that he's been hyping up so much. it's getting a lot cold out there lately. ]
[ there will be a brief knock at ishmael's door one day, but before she swings it open, the person at the door will have already gone. in their place, there will be a neat tin lunchbox and in it will be several eggs. both boiled and perfectly poached, as well as some toast.
there will be a note on the top that reads:
Sorry they're not monster eggs. Probably. ]
there will be a note on the top that reads:
Sorry they're not monster eggs. Probably. ]
[ oh that's cute... she can never say no to free breakfast, especially someone who just found out how to put his christmas gift to good use. sure, he didn't use monster eggs, but it could've been a lot worse. it could've been abnormality eggs.
brr.
she wolves the breakfast down that morning, and by the end of the day, yuwon will see a note slipped through the doorcracks.
That was delicious. Thanks. :)
(she's keeping the lunchbox lol) ]
brr.
she wolves the breakfast down that morning, and by the end of the day, yuwon will see a note slipped through the doorcracks.
That was delicious. Thanks. :)
(she's keeping the lunchbox lol) ]
I was going to wait until I got back to show you but I couldn’t help myself.
[There’s an attached video of an excited Shiba Inu prancing around as it walks with Makima. This doesn’t go on for too long, though she was tempted to just keep recording and recording.]
This is Crème Brulée. I’m sure he’ll love meeting you in person.
[There’s an attached video of an excited Shiba Inu prancing around as it walks with Makima. This doesn’t go on for too long, though she was tempted to just keep recording and recording.]
This is Crème Brulée. I’m sure he’ll love meeting you in person.
[ It's been a good few days since Toji has texted Ishmael — their last conversation seemed to end on a lower note, but Toji's emotions were hard to read to begin with. He's frustrated, really, for several reasons, and one of them is definitely sexual.
He starts without any shame. Ishmael, you brought this upon yourself by sleeping with the guy: ]
i had the hottest dream about you the other night
i bet you'd love to hear about it
He starts without any shame. Ishmael, you brought this upon yourself by sleeping with the guy: ]
i had the hottest dream about you the other night
i bet you'd love to hear about it
Edited 2024-02-24 04:20 (UTC)
[ thank the wings she's in her room right now. but alas, she can't really drop her phone here if said phone is installed in her head to begin with. regardless she stared at this text like ????? ]
That bored tonight, huh. You can just sleep it off, you know.
That bored tonight, huh. You can just sleep it off, you know.
[ She's still being a challenge, huh? That's okay, it's fun. It's like a game for him. ]
don't think i can this time
it was really, really sexy ️🔥
don't think i can this time
it was really, really sexy ️🔥
that's up to you to decide
what's wrong with you? don't want to play? i can't imagine you're doing anything interesting right now either
what's wrong with you? don't want to play? i can't imagine you're doing anything interesting right now either
sounds like a perfect position to me
are you on your back or stomach?
are you on your back or stomach?
Edited 2024-02-24 04:48 (UTC)
[ oh boy, here he goes...
although he likes some good dirty talk, he's not the most flashy or descriptive with his words.. instead, he's very straight forward. ]
i had you tied to a bed, blindfolded, and all to myself ♡
you can imagine what happens next
although he likes some good dirty talk, he's not the most flashy or descriptive with his words.. instead, he's very straight forward. ]
i had you tied to a bed, blindfolded, and all to myself ♡
you can imagine what happens next
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