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( there goes her 'one of the sane ones' designation... )
( there goes her 'one of the sane ones' designation... )
[ On Christmas morning, a drone visits your character's dorm room and drops a package by their door. Once they touch the package, a chip will interact with their implant and a message will be projected into their vision:
Dear Ishmael,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a printed sweater. ]
Dear Ishmael,
LILITH wishes you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We're expecting great things from you in the coming year. Make sure you don't disappoint.
Yours Sincerely,
LILITH
Inside that package, they will find a printed sweater. ]
[ Surprise Ishmael, there's another gift waiting at your door!!!!!! But this time it's not a whale sweater but a ceramic tiger mug, complete with lid and spoon and also a small assortment of (honestly pretty mid) tea and (instant) coffee. Sorry, he's a broke bitch again here.
There's also a note, unsigned, but it's probably not too hard to guess who it's from. ]
Can't say I'm too great at surprises, but at least it's not a whale?
[ (Did he pick it because the orange reminded him of her hair? Yeah, maybe. He's a prison warden, not an artist.) ]
There's also a note, unsigned, but it's probably not too hard to guess who it's from. ]
Can't say I'm too great at surprises, but at least it's not a whale?
[ (Did he pick it because the orange reminded him of her hair? Yeah, maybe. He's a prison warden, not an artist.) ]
[ it's a sweet gesture. ishmael isn't used to such niceties. he probably didn't think too much of it either, and just wanted to do something nice for the holidays. it's the season of giving and all. but the way he really picked out an orange mug out of all colors?
it's cute of him.
...you know what, she'll try this tea thing that he's been hyping up so much. it's getting a lot cold out there lately. ]
it's cute of him.
...you know what, she'll try this tea thing that he's been hyping up so much. it's getting a lot cold out there lately. ]
[ there will be a brief knock at ishmael's door one day, but before she swings it open, the person at the door will have already gone. in their place, there will be a neat tin lunchbox and in it will be several eggs. both boiled and perfectly poached, as well as some toast.
there will be a note on the top that reads:
Sorry they're not monster eggs. Probably. ]
there will be a note on the top that reads:
Sorry they're not monster eggs. Probably. ]
[ oh that's cute... she can never say no to free breakfast, especially someone who just found out how to put his christmas gift to good use. sure, he didn't use monster eggs, but it could've been a lot worse. it could've been abnormality eggs.
brr.
she wolves the breakfast down that morning, and by the end of the day, yuwon will see a note slipped through the doorcracks.
That was delicious. Thanks. :)
(she's keeping the lunchbox lol) ]
brr.
she wolves the breakfast down that morning, and by the end of the day, yuwon will see a note slipped through the doorcracks.
That was delicious. Thanks. :)
(she's keeping the lunchbox lol) ]
I was going to wait until I got back to show you but I couldn’t help myself.
[There’s an attached video of an excited Shiba Inu prancing around as it walks with Makima. This doesn’t go on for too long, though she was tempted to just keep recording and recording.]
This is Crème Brulée. I’m sure he’ll love meeting you in person.
[There’s an attached video of an excited Shiba Inu prancing around as it walks with Makima. This doesn’t go on for too long, though she was tempted to just keep recording and recording.]
This is Crème Brulée. I’m sure he’ll love meeting you in person.
[ It's been a good few days since Toji has texted Ishmael — their last conversation seemed to end on a lower note, but Toji's emotions were hard to read to begin with. He's frustrated, really, for several reasons, and one of them is definitely sexual.
He starts without any shame. Ishmael, you brought this upon yourself by sleeping with the guy: ]
i had the hottest dream about you the other night
i bet you'd love to hear about it
He starts without any shame. Ishmael, you brought this upon yourself by sleeping with the guy: ]
i had the hottest dream about you the other night
i bet you'd love to hear about it
Edited 2024-02-24 04:20 (UTC)
[ thank the wings she's in her room right now. but alas, she can't really drop her phone here if said phone is installed in her head to begin with. regardless she stared at this text like ????? ]
That bored tonight, huh. You can just sleep it off, you know.
That bored tonight, huh. You can just sleep it off, you know.
i am doing my fucking damnest not to look, for your sake
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- 2024-03-03 03:40 (UTC) - Expand[ Like the rest of Marcille's acquaintances, Ishmael gets a box of LILITH's chocolate and a small rectangle of orange-scented soap wrapped in burlap and tied with twine.
Tucked under the knot is a small business card—
Marceline Amato, Hairstyling Specialist, REDACTED Salon, REDACTED address. I'll think of those later. Because it's Neo Tokyo, the facilities aren't as pristine or trendy or up-to-date as Marcille would like, but she's working with what she has.
On the back of the business card, in elegant, elven handwriting: ]
Thank you for everything!
Message me or come visit if you ever want your hair done for free!
- Marcille
Tucked under the knot is a small business card—
Marceline Amato, Hairstyling Specialist, REDACTED Salon, REDACTED address. I'll think of those later. Because it's Neo Tokyo, the facilities aren't as pristine or trendy or up-to-date as Marcille would like, but she's working with what she has.
On the back of the business card, in elegant, elven handwriting: ]
Thank you for everything!
Message me or come visit if you ever want your hair done for free!
- Marcille
Edited 2024-03-25 22:29 (UTC)
[ whoa, orange soap... and it looks handmade too? ishmael stares intently at the business card, thinking very deeply about it........ ]
Are you available right now? Er, on video at least. If you still don't know, it's basically seeing each other's faces without having to meet up.
Oh, and thanks for the gifts. Where did you get the soap?
Are you available right now? Er, on video at least. If you still don't know, it's basically seeing each other's faces without having to meet up.
Oh, and thanks for the gifts. Where did you get the soap?
I MADE THIS A TEXT THREAD AGAIN ON ACCIDENT LIKE A FOOL makes it video again
picky
- 2024-04-01 05:30 (UTC) - Expand( the clinking of glass, the mild, starchy smell of sake.
it should be a source of comfort right now, but izou's a little too worked up internally over the thought of being invited into a woman's room so casually. it's not as if Things™ are going to happen, but that doesn't stop him from fretting over... the implications.
he's sitting on the floor in traditional attire cross-legged, a flush already rising on his face with this being his second glass already. )
But y'know, I didn't expect ya to have such a... cute room.
( that bedspread... it's a stark contrast to his master's back in chaldea. )
it should be a source of comfort right now, but izou's a little too worked up internally over the thought of being invited into a woman's room so casually. it's not as if Things™ are going to happen, but that doesn't stop him from fretting over... the implications.
he's sitting on the floor in traditional attire cross-legged, a flush already rising on his face with this being his second glass already. )
But y'know, I didn't expect ya to have such a... cute room.
( that bedspread... it's a stark contrast to his master's back in chaldea. )
Edited (idk how beds work) 2024-03-28 02:55 (UTC)
[ nothing's going to happen, jeez. ishmael just so happened to have a couple of bottles of sake from a bargain and, being a sensible girl that she is, figured that she can't finish this by herself. so she might as well invite izou for a night of drinking because... why not? seems like the right time for it. he looked like he was hesitant when she opened her doors for him at first, but the allure of liquor is more than enough to satiate a guy like him, it seems.
she's on the floor with him too, savoring the taste and blinking at his attempt at small talk. ]
You think so? I don't really know who else to compare it to. All I have is those sheets and that... thing.
[ she points at her WIP fishbowl on her desk. it's hardly cute without a fish swimming in it, but - you know. WIP and all that. ]
The other girls have cuter rooms, I bet. I've only been to Rodya's for now, though.
she's on the floor with him too, savoring the taste and blinking at his attempt at small talk. ]
You think so? I don't really know who else to compare it to. All I have is those sheets and that... thing.
[ she points at her WIP fishbowl on her desk. it's hardly cute without a fish swimming in it, but - you know. WIP and all that. ]
The other girls have cuter rooms, I bet. I've only been to Rodya's for now, though.
[ After the next kaiju attack and everyone has had a few days to rest and recover, Ishmael gets a message that is ... a little suspicious already. ]
hey
everything alright on your end?
not seen you lately
hey
everything alright on your end?
not seen you lately
[ Ishmael will find a little box outside her door, containing a necklace that was clearly and diligently dusted off as many times as the gift-giver could handle. There's a note that goes along with it, of course.
It reminded me of the ocean when I saw it, and then I thought of you!
So here you go!
- March 7th ]
It reminded me of the ocean when I saw it, and then I thought of you!
So here you go!
- March 7th ]
[At some point, another box appears at Ishmael's door. Inside there is a little guy that has been cleaned up from collecting dust over a long period of time. Note included:
I don't know much about this little duck, but he could use a good home to a fellow sailor right?
She forgot to add her name, but it should be obvious on who this is from-]
I don't know much about this little duck, but he could use a good home to a fellow sailor right?
She forgot to add her name, but it should be obvious on who this is from-]
[ closer to the end of the month, a hummingbird drone with a citrine-colored ribbon-bow tied neatly around its neck will be nesting in ishmael's hair... or desire to, but it has a job and that job is to insist that the box is has in its tiny clutches is going to ishmael herself.
inside is a rather unusual wooden animal, not particularly well-made but carefully carved nonetheless. while the goldish can't swim the way a normal one might, if she ever tosses it into some water she'll find the buoyancy isn't so much that it stays on top but rather sinks somewhat below the surface.
like a real fish...
unlike most of the animals being sent around, there's no note with this one. citrine the drone will be more than happy to take a rest in ishmael's hair unless shooed off, its job done. ]
inside is a rather unusual wooden animal, not particularly well-made but carefully carved nonetheless. while the goldish can't swim the way a normal one might, if she ever tosses it into some water she'll find the buoyancy isn't so much that it stays on top but rather sinks somewhat below the surface.
like a real fish...
unlike most of the animals being sent around, there's no note with this one. citrine the drone will be more than happy to take a rest in ishmael's hair unless shooed off, its job done. ]
[ what tf is this drone doing with her hair... ishmael was so ready to swat that shit to death when the box is dropped into her hands. the sight of the wood-carved goldfish reminds her of that conversation with malkuth a month ago, her mysterious benefactor explained.
even after all that bitching and the bad vibes she gave that woman back at the hot springs, she still bothered to make this one for her. she's so annoyingly relentless, and yet...
...
well, she's going to put a pin on this for now. can't focus on anything else right now until she gets a fucking grip of herself, but she Will start googling shit. she'll... let the drone take a breather in her hair in the meantime. tfw she's kinder to it than its owner.............. ]
even after all that bitching and the bad vibes she gave that woman back at the hot springs, she still bothered to make this one for her. she's so annoyingly relentless, and yet...
...
well, she's going to put a pin on this for now. can't focus on anything else right now until she gets a fucking grip of herself, but she Will start googling shit. she'll... let the drone take a breather in her hair in the meantime. tfw she's kinder to it than its owner.............. ]
[ like a day after this thread
anyway, this time it's a blue and pink metal bird that's dutifully following ishmael around, and that lets out a small synthesized trill of satisfication once its package is safely picked up. though said package is actually a small bouquet of flowers wrapped in brown paper—specifically a handful of pink camellias, chosen for their significance. (you don't live in fantasy france your whole life and not pick up a few things about floriography.)
there's also a message, unsigned, though it doesn't take a genius to figure out who it's from. ]
Sorry. Looks like I'm the one making you wait this time.
[ pls wait for him 🥺 ]
anyway, this time it's a blue and pink metal bird that's dutifully following ishmael around, and that lets out a small synthesized trill of satisfication once its package is safely picked up. though said package is actually a small bouquet of flowers wrapped in brown paper—specifically a handful of pink camellias, chosen for their significance. (you don't live in fantasy france your whole life and not pick up a few things about floriography.)
there's also a message, unsigned, though it doesn't take a genius to figure out who it's from. ]
Sorry. Looks like I'm the one making you wait this time.
[ pls wait for him 🥺 ]
[ wow, why is his bird so nice compared to hers... anyway.
she doesn't know what the flowers meant. flowers, at least the real ones, are close to being extinct in the city amidst all the industrialization. she's instantly reminded of the cherry blossoms from a couple months ago, the one that was tucked into her hair that day, and then she gets to work.
later, wriothesley will get a text from ishmael - a photo of the flowers placed in a simple glass vase that she went out to buy for cheap, with the window as the backdrop. ]
Thank you.
And don't worry. Just take your time.
[ she'll wait as long as it takes. ]
she doesn't know what the flowers meant. flowers, at least the real ones, are close to being extinct in the city amidst all the industrialization. she's instantly reminded of the cherry blossoms from a couple months ago, the one that was tucked into her hair that day, and then she gets to work.
later, wriothesley will get a text from ishmael - a photo of the flowers placed in a simple glass vase that she went out to buy for cheap, with the window as the backdrop. ]
Thank you.
And don't worry. Just take your time.
[ she'll wait as long as it takes. ]
Edited 2024-05-09 08:24 (UTC)
Ishmael, I don't know if you got the same message I did, but
If you see that message about Wriothesley having some kind of bachelor party, it sounds like Wriothesley had no idea it was happening! He's not getting married or anything!!
So don't take it seriously!
If you see that message about Wriothesley having some kind of bachelor party, it sounds like Wriothesley had no idea it was happening! He's not getting married or anything!!
So don't take it seriously!
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