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Feb. 11th, 2025 08:19 pm

26 / f / bisexual / 2♣️
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Call me Ishmael.
Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off — then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball.
Survive.
My TalentsI know things that a typical sailor does, including (but not limited to) steering ships, tying knots, whet harpoons, keeping alive at sea and hunting down fish and whales, monstrous or otherwise. I also have decent organizational skills thanks to my previous stint as a salarywoman, but they're nothing special.
Uhh, I love a good sea shanty?
As for food, seafood is always a given but I have a soft spot for hotdogs, actually.
I like people who look strong and act like it. Ones who know how to take care of themselves, basically. But I tend to gravitate towards people who look like they won't go down without a fight — mostly because I know they won't die all that easily. But even I know that's futile in the long run.
BEER
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
MIMES
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
BATH
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
PIRATES
.05 TITS OR ASS
TITS
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
COFFEE
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
SPICY
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
SUMMER
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
LACE
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
ROUGH SEX
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