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[orokapi]

[ surprise ]

hey ishie i got a question

on that island you were living on did they ever try drilling for oil?

[wheft]

[ this jumpscare ]

Where did this come from?

[orokapi]

i'm just curious
and bored
so i thought i'd strike a conversation with a question
:)

[wheft]

There are worse icebreakers than this, I suppose.

No, we don't get oil underground. But we do harvest them from Whales in the ocean.

[orokapi]

imagine if i sent a dick pic

[ he thought about it. ]

you can get oil from whales?

[wheft]

I'd just block you straight up and never fuck you again.

[ also u still haven't described his dick in a tag so she doesnt have a ref yet rip ]

And yeah, you can. You hunt them down and scoop it out from this special sac beside their stomach by the bucketful. It's one of my duties back then.

[orokapi]

[ it changes depending on the moon idk what to tell you please stop thinking about his DICK ]

what kind of job is that...
whale sac hunting???

[wheft]

[ nah ]

That's exactly it. I hunt Whales for a living. Well, used to, anyway.

[orokapi]

what do you do now?

[wheft]

Mercenary. They're called Fixers where I'm from. I can do various jobs or "fix" things with a pretty penny.

[orokapi]

soooooo
like a plumber "fix" or a hitman "fix"???

[wheft]

Hitman fix... I guess. But if my client wants their pipes fixed then yeah that counts too.

[orokapi]

i see.......

do you like it more than whale hunting?

[wheft]

That's complicated. Both jobs have astronomically high mortality rates, but at least my current company isn't as bad as the ship I used to work in.

But I still miss the sea anyway. You can take the sailor out of the ocean but not the ocean out of the sailor, things like that.

[orokapi]

well

isn't there some vr thingy, i swear i heard people talking about it
maybe you can see the ocean through there
even though it's probably not close to the real thing...
you can still have sex, at least

[wheft]

Is sex all you think about...?

[orokapi]

i think about it as often as someone who is stuck in a sex casino and gets benefits from having sex

[wheft]

Fair enough.

But you're not just here to solicit sex from me, right? That you're actually interested in me as a person.

[orokapi]

[ ........... ]

i am trying to get to know you
that's why i asked what you were doing out in sea

but do you prefer tea or coffee?

[wheft]

Coffee. I usually take it black.

Why, are you going to take me out?

[orokapi]

nah that wasn't what i was planning
but i don't mind taking you out!

[wheft]

So what were you planning? I'm curious now.

[ also im too lazy to shift to action rn ]

[orokapi]

[ same thank you because he’d touch her boobs again ]

can’t a guy just get to know someone?
i’m not planning anything dubious, just felt like chatting while i ate

[wheft]

[ once we wrap up the other thread he can grope them again ]

Ate what? Gimme a pic.

[orokapi]

[ i know i need to stop getting distracted by the eternal return daddy

But he sends her a quick photo (it’s a little blurry) of his food: chicken curry with pickled radish on the side. And a leafy green salad. ]

it’s not as good as this one place back home but it’s good enough