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Miss Ishmael, I have something to discuss with you.

[ surprise ]

hey ishie i got a question

on that island you were living on did they ever try drilling for oil?

Ishmael.

Your floor might have giant bugs. They're venomous.

[ He's uncovered so much lore in the past 2 weeks... ]

Be careful.

[ Imagine getting told to watch out by a 17yo. ]

( continued from here! )

Oh, a familiar username. I can practically hear your tone, you know.

Dare.

heyyyyy

you busy?
wanna see the ocean?

[ damn look at that... the birthday girl must be out. well he'll just cram the delivery into any available crevice around her door then. when she comes back, she'll find a small, now-crinkled, gift-wrapped packet waiting for her, inside of which is a neatly-folded scarf. there's no indication of sender, but if she's determined enough, she could probably hunt down the store by tags, where a clerk will remember helping a measly, hopeless rank 4. ]

( on the morning of her birthday, outside of her suite was a big pink box delivered by one of the staff members who found themselves wrapped up in being a part of reira's entourage. ever since nami taught her that little trick, she'd been using her status [and lies about how much it turned her own to have an entourage] to the fullest.

on the box was a little card in impeccable penmanship that bore the words 'happy birthday' on the front. whether reira wrote it or she got one of the staff members to do it was a mystery, but she'd hope when ishmael picked it up and read it, she visualized a little reira in a bubble above her, reading it off in that high-pitched and spoiled sounding voice of hers.

Dear Ishmael,

Happy Birthday to you. I hope this gift will help you on your journey of looking even more cute than you already are. a proper lady should always have something cute to wear and adorn when a 'certain' moment strikes. I know not everyone enjoys what this resort expects of all of us, but every deserves to wear something that empowers them.

I hope you enjoy this gift. P.s. it's brand new and hasn't been worn or used by me.

inside the box was a sexy nurse outfit with a bat theme. short and far too revealing, reira was sure she'd appreciate a real gift and not just something to enable sex. so inside the box as well was a set of pocky boxes that she purchased with texas, knowing they were safe and aphro-free. )

Have you heard the story about the ghost that steals doors?

[The new scented products they had spoken about? Ishmael gets this batch free of charge. They'll be tied together with ribbons and a note saying:]

The ribbons you can use in your hair, if you like. Keep them in long enough and they might just even store a bit of magical energy for you. Enjoy!

[The gift tag isn't signed, but it does come with a scribbled mascot drawing. The gift is left ding-dong-ditch style, so it may be a sudden surprise.]

[ A slightly slimy box sits outside Ish's door whenever she opens it; inside is a little orange octo plush doll, as promised, and a note. And... that's it? ]

I believe I owed you this.

Oh yes, and this is for the holidays.

- Kleken

[ Except if she ever squeezes the doll, or examines it too closely, she'll notice there's an extra ninth tentacle curled under the doll. Pulling on a loose seam causes the tentacle to fall off and reveals a simple ring. ]

Edited 2025-12-25 09:42 (UTC)

[On the morning of the first, a homemade postcard on high quality paper slides itself under Ishmael's door. On the front is a piece of highly stylized calligraphy. On the back, in more standard but still extremely nice handwriting:]

Happy New Year!

Thank you for all your support last year. I look forward to working together again in the future. Wishing you good health.

Natori

un: astrolabos | text

un: cornhater420 ( text )

text. @tatsuya

un: astrolabos | text | truth or dare event

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delivery

delivery | @reira

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