[ CAN YOU BELIEVE IN ANOTHER THREAD WE'RE FUCKIN IN A BOAT???? ]
hey what does that mean haha
[ Stop... it's not his fault that the human he chose conveniently is good looking and tall? Reminder that he ate this man, stole his identity, and became a janitor just because of his name - ]
Yo. [ He spots Ishmael quickly, thanks to her red hair, and gives her a short wave. ] Can we eat real quick before we go? I brought snacks. [ Clearly there's no option except yes because he's hungry but listen! At least he asked. ]
Onigiri! [ He takes a quick seat, leaving enough space for her to sit beside him - or on his lap, because the options are endless.
He reveals the inside of the bag, revealing four balls of rice wrapped perfectly into triangles and snug around seaweed. ] There's tuna, salted salmon, bonito, and pickled plum, which one did you want? For the record my favorites the salmon.
[ she don't have lap rights yet so she's just going to sit beside him, rip ]
Huh, cute. Did you make these?
[ she'll have uhhhhhhhh tuna, grabbing that from his bag and takes a tentative bite, in case this is also laced like most of the food around here........ ]
[ don’t mind me returning to this thread late as hell and not even in the game ]
Why do you sound surprised? I can hear it in that little melancholy tone of yours. [ Obikawa feigns any genuine offense, the corners of his mouth turned into a grin as Ish takes her first hesitant bite. His nose wrinkles up as his heart swells with a familiar sense of pride. ]
I actually cook really well! Whenever I’m invited to house parties they put me in charge of the entire meal. [ He takes a bite of the salmon onigiri, expressing his delight with a hum. ]
I probably should’ve asked if you like Japanese food though, huh… oh well.
[ look just because she has a fantasy japanese coworker it doesn't mean that she knows what japan is. they don't got that in the City. but she'll just shrug that off and take another bite of the onigiri, chewing contentedly before swallowing. ]
Whatever. You never cease to surprise me, is all. Can I have a bite of yours?
Food from Japan. You never heard of Japan? You got amnesia? [ He realizes that he can’t sarcastically ask if she’s stupid because it’ll lead to no pussy, but know that he’s thinking about it.
Wordlessly he holds out his onigiri, just after taking another satisfied bite and chewing softly. It’s only when Ish leans down to successfully take a bite that he asks: ] Did I surprise you with how big my dick is? I can make it even bigger, if you want.
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hey what does that mean haha
[ Stop... it's not his fault that the human he chose conveniently is good looking and tall? Reminder that he ate this man, stole his identity, and became a janitor just because of his name - ]
Yo. [ He spots Ishmael quickly, thanks to her red hair, and gives her a short wave. ] Can we eat real quick before we go? I brought snacks. [ Clearly there's no option except yes because he's hungry but listen! At least he asked. ]
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and speaking of snacks, she returns his wave with one of hers before nodding at his request and following alongside him. ]
Uh, sure. What are you in the mood for?
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He reveals the inside of the bag, revealing four balls of rice wrapped perfectly into triangles and snug around seaweed. ] There's tuna, salted salmon, bonito, and pickled plum, which one did you want? For the record my favorites the salmon.
[ So don't pick his favorite or he WILL cry. ]
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Huh, cute. Did you make these?
[ she'll have uhhhhhhhh tuna, grabbing that from his bag and takes a tentative bite, in case this is also laced like most of the food around here........ ]
Mm, not bad.
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Why do you sound surprised? I can hear it in that little melancholy tone of yours. [ Obikawa feigns any genuine offense, the corners of his mouth turned into a grin as Ish takes her first hesitant bite. His nose wrinkles up as his heart swells with a familiar sense of pride. ]
I actually cook really well! Whenever I’m invited to house parties they put me in charge of the entire meal. [ He takes a bite of the salmon onigiri, expressing his delight with a hum. ]
I probably should’ve asked if you like Japanese food though, huh… oh well.
[ he is in fact
thinking
out loud. ]
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What's Japanese food...?
[ look just because she has a fantasy japanese coworker it doesn't mean that she knows what japan is. they don't got that in the City. but she'll just shrug that off and take another bite of the onigiri, chewing contentedly before swallowing. ]
Whatever. You never cease to surprise me, is all. Can I have a bite of yours?
[ indirect kiss, whoa 🫣 ]
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Wordlessly he holds out his onigiri, just after taking another satisfied bite and chewing softly. It’s only when Ish leans down to successfully take a bite that he asks: ] Did I surprise you with how big my dick is? I can make it even bigger, if you want.