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HEARSE

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CHARACTER NAME

Ishmael

CIVILIAN NAME

Stanwix Melville

TEAM

Brimstone

HOUSING NUMBER

004

( lcb groupchat )

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Comments

[picky]

He's "hottie" on the network.

[ Sends her a copypaste. ]

1/2

[wheft]

[ so it's elysium, huh.......................... ]

[wheft]

I'll kill him.

[ HELP ]

[picky]

I'll help.

[ HELP! ]

[picky]

But we probably shouldn't.
I'll check in on him when I can, but Wriothesley told me I could let you know so there wouldn't be misunderstandings
He'll be pretty busy, apparently. He got forced onto a bus

[wheft]

[ a bus?? well, at least it's not mephistopheles. also she's very touched that wrio let her know in advance... 🥺 ]

Where exactly are they taking him?

[picky]

Something called
skydiving?

[wheft]

[ jesus carmen christ ]

And... is this a normal thing to do when it comes to romance?

[picky]

[ girl same ]

Taking guys out for skydiving? I think that's something specific to this place...
From what I read, bachelor parties are something that a man's friends would hold for him before he gets married. Girls do that too with bachelorette parties.
It's meant to let them enjoy one last night of being single.
Whatever that means.

Why is this hottie person putting something like this on for Wriothesley?
Does he know you like each other?

[wheft]

Elysium. He's one of the newer people. I don't know why he went ahead and did this when he barely knew the both of us.

Were we that obvious, Marcille? We didn't even do anything that would make him assume that we're a couple.

[picky]

I don't think so... Not that I saw, anyway.
Come to think of it, I really didn't see Wriothesley around the base at all for a while...

[ because he had horny disease ]

[wheft]

Oh, that. I actually tried confronting him about it a week ago, but he just wouldn't budge. Maybe it was contagious.

[ like a flu?? hmm. ]

Either way, he's here now so I don't think we should dwell more on that.

[picky]

Here in SOME way, at least.
I'm glad he's feeling better. Too bad he has to deal with this right away.
I'll keep you updated if I hear anything? If you want.

[ There will be pictures. ]

[wheft]

I'm seriously going to kill that guy...

[ SIGH ]

But sure, I appreciate it. I'll take any dirt you have for me.

[picky]

[ Ishmael will be getting these photos sent to her throughout the day. ]

Are you busy today?

[wheft]

[ flitting through these photos like "is that fucking izou...... bro..." but also, the way he took these pictures is so concerning... ]

Not really, no. I was planning on staying inside where it's colder. Why?

[picky]

You don't like the heat?

[wheft]

Do you think I like the heat with my hair, Marcille?

[picky]

Good point
There's this place nearby selling drinks that looked nice and cold
Have you heard of "bubble tea"?

[wheft]

Yeah, I have. I introduced it to him a while back, actually.

[ he then proceeded to choke on the pearls it's so funny ]

I'll come meet you in the lobby in 5 mins, then.

[picky]

[ HELP ]

You sure? I can bring some to your room too!

[wheft]

I thought you wanted to take a walk...

But sure, you're welcome here. I'm at room [ something something ]. As for the boba, just give me their special of the day.

[ surprise her...! ]

[picky]

Not if you'll just be miserable in the heat. I'll be taking a walk anyway!
Do you have any allergies?

[wheft]

No, I should be good with anything.

Looking forward to it. 👍

[picky]

👍👍

[ Assume she brought up some type of fruity slushy with boba for her later! ]